How to Do the Pickle Dance

Assemble Costume

• 1

  Put on the green pants. Pants must be green or else you will not look like a pickle.

• 2

  Put on pickle costume. Make sure your arms are bare.

• 3

  Put on red high tops and lace them tightly.

Begin to Pickle Dance

• 4

  Turn on the music. Try the Isley Brothers' "Shout!" or any dance song that, like a pickle, has gotten better with age.

• 5

  From a straight standing position, bend your right knee until it is perpendicular to your stationary left knee. With your hands in fists, simultaneously swing your elbows in the same direction.

• 6

  Return to initial standing position. Keep your hands in fists.

• 7

  Bend your left knee until it is perpendicular to your stationary right knee. With your hands in fists, simultaneously swing your elbows in the same direction.

• 8

  Repeat until exhausted.