1. Yo mama's so fat, she has to use two chairs at the movies.
2. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
3. Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
4. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
5. Yo mama's so old, she remembers when dinosaurs were the new thing.
6. Yo mama's so mean, she makes Satan look like a choir boy.
7. Yo mama's so crazy, she talks to herself... and she argues back!
8. Yo mama's so lazy, she fell asleep watching paint dry.
9. Yo mama's so cheap, she won't even buy generic.
10. Yo mama's so blind, she thought Stevie Wonder was a window cleaner.