* What time is it when your father runs over your toy car? Time to get a new dad!
* Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants on Father's Day? In case he got a hole in one!
* What happened to the guy who gave his dad a hammer for Father's Day? He got nailed!
* Why couldn't the deadbeat dad attend Father's Day brunch? The restaurant only seated parties of four.
* How does an incompetent dad wrap a present? He just throws it in the box and hopes for the best.
* How do astronauts celebrate Father's Day? They planet!
* What's the difference between a father and a kid's bike? A bike stops working when you stop pedaling.
* How did the teenage boy embarrass his dad after receiving his report card on Father's Day? He showed it to him.
* What is dad's favorite game to play after a long week of work? Hide-and-seek (he always hides but never gets found).