* Yo mamma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
* Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* Yo mamma's so old, she remembers when dinosaurs were the new thing.
* Yo mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
* Yo mamma's so mean, she makes Satan look like a choir boy.
* Yo mamma's so crazy, she talks to herself...and she argues back!
* Yo mamma's so short, she has to use a stepladder to get into bed.
* Yo mamma's so hairy, she looks like a yeti.
* Yo mamma's so cheap, she buys her clothes at the gas station.