1. Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, it turns into a double rainbow.
2. Yo mamma’s so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
3. Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention.
4. Yo mamma’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.
5. Yo mamma’s so old, she remembers when dinosaurs were the new thing.
6. Yo mamma’s so stupid, she thought a “Free Range Chicken” was a chicken that didn’t cost anything.
7. Yo mamma’s so crazy, she talks to herself…and she always agrees.
8. Yo mamma’s so cheap, she wouldn’t even buy generic.
9. Yo mamma’s so hairy, Bigfoot calls her “bro.”
10. Yo mamma’s so mean, she makes Satan look like a choir boy.