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What are some funny jokes about starfish in a population?

Why did the population of starfish drop significantly?

Because their numbers started to sea star.

What do you call a starfish that has lost all of its arms?

A starfish that has starfish hands.

Why did the starfish get kicked out of the starfish club?

Because he was being shellfish.

What do starfish use to write with?

Their pen-ta-cils!

Why did the starfish get in a boat instead of a car?

Because he was a little tide-ed up with work.

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