1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. What do you call a snowman during a summer? A puddle.
3. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
4. What did the mayonnaise say to the ketchup? Catch up!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
9. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
10. Why did the student eat their homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
11. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? Because he couldn't see himself doing it.
12. What did the dog say when he saw the magician pull a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing. He was a bit speechless.
13. Why did the computer freeze? Because it ran out of Windows.
14. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
15. Why was the bike leaning? Because it was two tired.