1. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
2. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
3. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
4. How do you know if your car is running on water? By the whale sounds coming from the exhaust pipe.
5. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
6. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
7. What’s another name for your foot? A leg warmer.
8. Why did the apple turn red? Because it saw the doctor.
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
10. Why did the guitar have to go to the dentist? Because it had strings.