* "Bald is beautiful."
* "Balding is a comb over for losing your hair."
* "A receding hairline is just God's way of giving you more forehead to kiss."
* "The only thing worse than being bald is having a comb over."
* "I'm not balding, I just have a high forehead."
* "There's nothing wrong with being bald, it just means you're one step closer to being an egg."
* "At least I don't have to worry about getting lice."
* "I'm not bald, I just have a really short haircut."
* "Why do bald men like to wear hats? Because they don't want to lose their head!"