* In case he got a hole in one.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
* Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. Why did the math book look so sad?
* Because it was full of problems.
4. Why did the tomato turn red?
* Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. What did the zero say to the eight?
* Nice Belt!
6. Why did the student eat his homework?
* Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
7. Why did the picture go to jail?
* Because it was framed.
8. What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa Claus?
* Claus-trophobic.