* Why did the cat run away from home? Because it wanted to catch its tail!
* What did the mommy cat say to her kittens? Purrfect!
* What do you call a cat that loves to take baths? A-soap-cat!
* What did the cat say to the computer? Mew-seum.
* Why are cats such good dancers? Because they have such soft paws!
* What did the cat say when it saw a mouse? I'm going to mouse you!
* Why don't you ever see cats playing poker? Because they always cheat!