* Chuck Norris is known for his martial arts, not football. His image is tied to strength, fighting, and "roundhouse kicks" – not football skills.
* The joke is about his power. The idea is that he could probably do anything, including things that are impossible for normal people. So, it's humorous to think of him dribbling a football, but not in a traditional way.
So, the answer is: It's a joke! Chuck Norris probably couldn't dribble a football in the way a soccer player does. But, the joke implies that he could probably do something amazing and unexpected with a football, just like he could with anything else.