> Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
> What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
> Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
> How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
> Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
> What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
> What kind of key will unlock a banana?
A mon-key.
> Why was the golfer arrested?
For clubbing!
> What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Flop!
> How do you throw a space party?
You planet!