Answer: Because it was two tired.
Joke: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one.
Joke: What do you call a bear without teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear.
Joke: What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
Answer: A labracadabrador.
Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer: No eye deer.
Joke: Why was the math book feeling sad?
Answer: Because it was full of problems.
Joke: What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: Meet you at the corner.
Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
Answer: A stick.
Joke: Why was the picture sad?
Answer: Because it was feeling frame.