2. "Your breath smells like you ate a garbage truck full of rotten eggs."
3. "I've seen people with better fashion sense in a mental asylum."
4. "Did you fall from heaven? Because your face definitely hit something hard."
5. "If ignorance is bliss, you must be in ecstasy."
6. "You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy."
7. "If stupidity was a superpower, you'd be an Avenger."
8. "It looks like your IQ dropped lower than the stock market during a crash."
9. "Wow, did the ugly tree donate all its branches to you?"
10. "You're the most interesting person I've ever met...in a very uninteresting way."