2. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear!
5. Why was the teddy bear arrested? For stuffing a toy train.
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
7. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
8. Why was the bicycle wobbling? Because the rider was a little wobbly on the top.
9. Why was the picture sent to jail? Because it was framed.
10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.