> Why did the MC cross the road?
- To get to the other side, because that's what rappers do.
> What do you call a rapper who's always late?
- A microsecond.
> Why did the MC eat the microphone?
- Because it said, "drop the beat!"
> What do you call a group of MCs who always agree with each other?
- A choir.
> Why didn't the MC go to college?
- Because he didn't want to study abroad.
> What's the difference between a rapper and a mathematician?
- Rappers solve x, mathematicians solve for x.
> Why did the rapper buy a thesaurus?
- Because he wanted to expand his vocabulary and rhyme schemes.
> Why did the MC join the army?
- To get some sick beats.
> What's the best thing about being an MC?
- Getting paid to talk.
> Why did the rapper get lost in the woods?
- Because he was following his own flow.