Put their scholarship money in a book.
2. What do you call a University of Kentucky student who has a 4.0 GPA?
A future professor at Indiana University.
3. How many University of Kentucky students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just sit in the dark and complain about how hot it is.
4. Why did the University of Kentucky student cross the road?
To get to the other side, just like everyone else. (There is no punchline because UK students aren't known for thinking outside the box).
5. What do you call a University of Kentucky student who graduates?
A tourist.