2. What did the grumpy egg say to the frying pan? "Flip me over, I'm done!"
3. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the incubator, of course!
4. What do you call an egg that's been run over by a car? An egg-cellent adventure!
5. Why did the scrambled egg go to the party? To show off its cracking dance moves.
6. What did the mother egg say to her disobedient child? "You're egg-xactly like your father!"
7. Why did the eggshell get a haircut? To improve its "yolk."
8. Why didn't the poached egg join the others in the pan? It didn't want to be scrambled!
9. How did the egg introduce its cousin to its friends? "Omelet you meet Benedict."
10. What did the omelette say to the frying pan? "Stop grilling me!"