* Why did the goat join the Red Cross? Because he was a bleeding-heart liberal.
* What did the mama goat say to the baby goat? It's pasture bedtime!
* What did one goat say to the other goat? Yo, wanna jump off this bridge?
* How does a goat count to 10? One, two, three, tree...
* Why didn't the goats play cards? Because they kept cheezing.