Can someone please tell me a few science based compliments. Im writing my teacher thank you card and want it to be funny sincere. She is goofy has good sense of humor if tha helps?

* "Thank you for being the nucleus of our class - you keep everything together and make sure we're all on the same page!"

* "You're like a covalent bond - you and your students are always making strong connections!"

* "I'm so grateful to have you as my teacher. You're like the mitochondria of our classroom - you keep us energized and motivated!"

* "Thanks for being a ray of sunshine in our classroom! You're like the photosynthesis of our learning environment - you help us grow and flourish."

* "Thanks for being the catalyst of our learning! You help us all reach our full potential."