1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
4. Why was the math book feeling sad? Because of all of its problems.
5. What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner.
6. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
7. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
8. What did one grape say to the other? Nothing. They just gave each other a little wine.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
10. Why was the bicycle leaning? Because it was two tired.