- What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!
- What did the rug say to the floor? Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.
- What did one elevator say to the other elevator? Going up!
- What did one tree say to the other tree? Leaf me alone!
- What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.