What are funny jokes to tell girls?

1. "Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

2. "What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"

3. " Why couldn't the scuba diver go out with the beautiful mermaid? Because she was too shellfish."

4. " How do you organize a space party? You planet."

5. " Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake."

6. " Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

7. " How do you throw a space party? You planet."

8. "What’s another name for a snowman? A snowwoman’s husband."

9. "Where does Tuesday come before Thursday? In the dictionary!"

10. "Where does Friday come before Thursday? In a bookstore!."