For skipping school.
2. What do you call a student council member who breaks the rules?
A rebel councilor.
3. Why did the student council treasurer get fired?
For stealing from the petty cash fund.
4. What's the difference between a student council member and a politician?
About five minutes.
5. Why did the student council secretary get fired?
For making too many typos in the minutes.
6. What's the difference between a student council meeting and a soap opera?
The soap opera has better acting.
7. Why did the student council vice president get impeached?
For plagiarism.
8. What's the difference between a student council member and a banana?
Bananas have more potassium.
9. Why did the student council president get arrested?
For jaywalking.
10. What's the difference between a student council member and a pizza?
Pizzas can feed more people.