1. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds his breath and waits until the air runs out.
3. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
5. Chuck Norris was once in a car accident, and the other driver got out of the car and apologized to Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't use the Internet. Chuck Norris uses the Intranets, which he controls telepathically.
7. Chuck Norris eats steak for every meal. Even breakfast.
8. Chuck Norris never gets lost, it's the world that moves around him.
9. Chuck Norris once stared at a candle flame for so long that he turned it off.
10. Chuck Norris can jump so high, he can see tomorrow.