1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2. Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it got mugged.
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
4. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
5. Why was the math book feeling sad? Because it was full of problems.
6. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.