Because it was feeling "down."
Why is the couch so friendly?
Because it's always there to lend an ear.
Where does a couch put its money?
In the ottoman!
What does a couch call its best friend?
A sofa king!
What type of music does a couch like to listen to?
Soft rock.
What kind of movies does a couch like to watch?
Sit-coms!