* Who's there?
* Dwayne.
* Dwayne who?
* Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
2. Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
* Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
3. What do you call a cow with no legs?
* Ground beef.
4. What did one wall say to the other wall?
* Meet you at the corner.
5. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
* No idear.
6. Why did the student eat his homework?
* Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
7. Why was the math book sad?
* Because it had too many problems.
8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
* In case he got a hole in one.
9. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
* A stick.
10. Why did the tomato turn red?
* It saw the salad dressing.