What is that joke about Chuck Norris and Smokey Bear?

There isn't a widely known joke about Chuck Norris and Smokey Bear. However, there is a popular Chuck Norris joke that could be adapted to fit Smokey Bear:

Original: "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."

Adapted: "Smokey Bear doesn't sleep. He watches."

This plays on the idea of Chuck Norris's superhuman abilities and Smokey Bear's constant vigilance in protecting forests from fire.

Let me know if you'd like me to come up with another joke! 😊