Short & Sweet:
* Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Punny:
* I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
* I just got fired from my job at the bank. Apparently, I'm not good with numbers. I was always getting the interest wrong.
Knock Knock:
* Knock, knock.
* Who's there?
* Atch.
* Atch who?
* Bless you!
Animal Jokes:
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
* Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
* What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
* What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
* What kind of hair do ocean animals have? Wavy!
* Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed!
Remember to tailor the jokes to your audience!
Bonus:
* For a laugh-out-loud experience, check out stand-up comedy videos on YouTube or Netflix!
* For a more classic approach, try a joke book from your local library.
Enjoy the laughs! 😄