Uh-huh, let's go! Come on, come on, come on, come on
(Verse 1: Patrick Stump)
There's a guy who works two jobs as hard as he can
Lives at the end of the street by the movie theatre
He works as a busboy and he waits tables too
And he's got all the moves so he goes where he wants
(Pre-Chorus: Patrick Stump)
And all the girls they turn to him to fulfill their needs
'Cause he's the one they see to satisfy their needs, oh
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I, I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the phone and slam it on the floor (Oh, woah)
You, you couldn't wait to throw the phone
You couldn't close your mouth but you opened the door
(Verse 2: Patrick Stump)
And just by chance that guy he walked right into her
So she took him home 'cause he was something different
But just like them, he made her heart start to sink
When he came back that night with flowers and a drink
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And all the girls they turn to her to fulfill their needs
'Cause she's the one they see when they need to believe, oh
(Chorus: Patrick Stump)
I, I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the phone and slam it on the floor (Oh, woah)
You, you couldn't wait to throw the phone
You couldn't close your mouth but you opened the door
(Bridge: Patrick Stump)
Don't wait, don't wait, they will
Don't wait, won't wait, the thrill
Don't wait, won't wait, the thrill
(Chorus: Patrick Stump)
I, I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the phone and slam it on the floor (Oh, woah)
You, you couldn't wait to throw the phone
You couldn't close your mouth but you opened the door
(Post-Chorus: Patrick Stump)
To all those friends that I've never met
You never let me forget
Who I am, yeah
(Chorus: Patrick Stump)
I, I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the phone and slam it on the floor (Oh, woah)
You, you couldn't wait to throw the phone
You couldn't close your mouth but you opened the door
(Outro: Patrick Stump)
Don't wait, oh