George the Fourth, or Georgie boy,
As he was known to his ma,
Was such an ugly, fat old toad,
He always made people laugh.
(Chorus)
He was the king of England,
For ten long, painful years,
But all he did was eat and drink,
And fart and burp and jeer.
(Verse 2)
He had a big, fat belly,
And a face that looked like a prune,
And when he spoke, it sounded like,
A hippo on the moon.
(Verse 3)
He married a lady called Caroline,
But he didn't love her at all,
He said she was too thin and ugly,
And that he'd rather have a ball.
(Verse 4)
So he divorced her,
And married another lady called Amelia,
But she wasn't much better,
She died not long after he met her.
(Verse 5)
Then he married one more lady,
Called Mrs FitzHerbert,
But she wasn't really a lady,
She was just a commoner.
(Chorus)
He was the king of England,
For ten long, painful years,
But all he did was eat and drink,
And fart and burp and jeer.
(Outro)
So when he finally died,
In 1830,
Everyone was so happy,
They danced and sang with glee.