Did Bob Hope write any famous saying?

While Bob Hope didn't have a single, widely-known saying like "I'm rubber, you're glue" or "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans," he was known for his quick wit and clever one-liners. These often poked fun at current events, politicians, and even himself.

Here are some examples of his famous lines:

* "Thanks for coming. I'm here because I'm afraid if I don't, you'll all think I'm dead." (His opening line at many shows)

* "I've been to more funerals than weddings. I'm a little worried I'm dying too fast."

* "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."

* "I've got to admit, I'm a little nervous about this show. I just heard the audience is full of experts. They even booed the band for playing "Happy Birthday."

* "I'm not going to give up. Not until I've made it to the front page of the New York Times. I'll even pay them to do it. That's how much I want to make it."

* "I'm not as young as I used to be. I'm as young as I'll ever be again."

While these weren't exactly "famous sayings" in the traditional sense, they represent the type of humor that made Bob Hope a legend. He was a master of quick wit and observational humor, and his lines are still remembered and quoted today.