Plan an idiotic stunt involving a man's nipples/genitalia. It should be something that causes pain, and include your most simple-minded friends and a video camera.
Execute the stunt. Make sure that friends are laughing hysterically at another's excruciating pain.
Repeat the previous steps as often as possible, changing the variables to include other forms of public humiliation and the elderly.
Play practical jokes on your parents. Film these practical jokes, doing your best to make your parents cry.
Say misogynistic racist comments to those most likely to be offended. Smile gamely and laugh while so doing.
Encourage children to curse at their elders and other children. Teach them particularly heinous words and phrases even a sailor would blanch at.
Arrive drunk to every important occasion--weddings, funerals and bar/bat mitzvahs. Loudly discuss the last time you got laid and dance inappropriately, gyrating and humping anything that moves.