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Hilarious Ways to Answer a Phone

Confuse callers by answering the phone in a hilarious manner that is unexpected. Send the message of laughter to the outside world. Instead of the expected, "Hello, how are you?" say something silly. Whether it is your Aunt Judy calling or your daughter's school principal, everyone deserves the release of positive energy that comes with a smile. Elicit bellows of laughter because you always feel better after a good laugh.
  1. When You Know Who's Calling

    • Once you identify the caller on the screen, think of a customized greeting that only the caller will understand and find hysterical.

      When you see the phone number of the caller, and you recognize the number, think quickly for an answer other than "hello" that relates to the caller on the other end of the line. If you have a family of particularly spirited children, answer with, "Thank you for calling the Nut House." Relatives, especially older relatives, will get a kick out of you candor. Quote old movies that you know the caller is familiar with or quotations that share a special meaning between the two of you.

    Operator Ideas

    • Traditional operator phrases are funny.

      Gone are the days of having to call an operator to connect a phone call or dialing directory assistance for a telephone number. It is hard to forget the common phrases spoken by operators in days past. Answer the phone with, "What city please?" or "City and State." Wait for a response and repeat the question. The caller's confusion is sure to start you laughing, which in turn will cause the other person to laugh as well.

    Laughter is Contagious

    • When you laugh, the world laughs with you.

      Laughter is actually contagious, according to researchers at Uni­ver­si­ty Col­lege Lon­don and Im­pe­ri­al Col­lege Lon­don. Studies confirm that you are compelled to smile and laugh simply by hearing the sound of laughter. Humans often mirror behavior when they are talking to someone. Answer the phone with a bout of hysterical laughter. Hysterical laughter will follow.

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