> Why don't rich people go to the movies? Because they don't want to spend a fortune on popcorn.
> What do you call a rich person who lost all their money? A poor person.
> What's the difference between a rich man and a poor man? A rich man can afford to pay his taxes, and a poor man can't.
> How many rich people does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just buy a new house.
> What do you call a rich person who's always late? An early retiree.
> Why do rich people love their accountants so much? Because they make them feel poor.
> What's the best way to become rich? Marry a rich person.
> How do rich people stay rich? They don't buy stuff they don't need.
> What's the difference between a rich person and a smart person? A smart person knows how to make money, and a rich person knows how to keep it.
> What do you call a rich person who's always trying to save money? A cheapskate.