To get to the hop-ital.
- What did one frog say to the other frog?
Do you like the croaking rain or the hop-scotch?
- Why did the frog have to go to speech therapy?
Because he had trouble croaking.
- Why didn’t the frog get across the busy road?
Because he lost his hop-portunity.
- What do you call a frog that croaks at every opportunity?
A rib-biter!
- Why didn’t the little frog want to go to music lessons?
Because his parents toad him he didn’t have the right vocal chords.
- What do you call a frog that keeps interrupting you?
An inter-frog-tor!