- Who was the greatest thief in the Middle Ages? Robin Hood and his merry men!
- Why didn't people travel much during the Middle Ages? Because there weren't any knights of the road!
- Why did kings rarely give baths? Because they'd rather rule than wash!
- What was a medieval torture device used for making men talk? The Rack & Roll!
- Why didn't the king like going to war? Because it got in the fray!
- Why was the medieval jester so sad? Because the king laughed at his jest!
- Why didn't the queen like to go out with the king? Because he was always in a knight-club!
- Why didn't the knights get the princess? Because there weren't any maidens in distress!
- What did the king say when he lost his horse? "Where has my noble steed gone?"