1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.
4. Why did the student eat their homework? Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? A stick.
7. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
9. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
10. Why did the thief take a shower? To make a clean getaway!