A. To get to the other side.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A. Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
4. What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claus-trophobic!
5. Why did the math book look so sad?
A. Because of all of its problems!
6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A. A stick!
7. Why was the frisbee so broke?
A. Because it saw the pizza cutter!
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A. An abdominal snowman!
9. What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A. Nothing, it just gave a little wine!
10. Why did the nail go to the doctor?
A. Because it needed to be hammered out!