1. Why did the goat join the Red Cross? To give bleet transfusions.
2. What do you call a goat that eats a lot of metal? A billy goat!
3. Why are goats so good at math? Because they can count on their hooves.
4. Why did the baby goat get lost? Because it didn't have a baa baa map!
5. Why did the goat cross the road? To get to the "baa-r."
6. What do you call a nanny goat who loves to sing? A Baaa-d nanny!
7. What does a goat say when it wants to leave the barn? "I’ve gotta be 'kidding' me!"
8. Why did the goat go to the doctor? To get its horns checked!
9. Why didn't the baby goat go to school? Because it was "kidding" around.
10. What do you call a goat that loves to play in water? A 'hydro'-billy goat!