Why aren't pants ever hungry? Because they have a belt.
Why did the pants go to the doctor? Because they had a belt buckle rash.
What did one pair of pants say to the other pair of pants? You look a little down.
What did the pants say to the shirt? You go on ahead; I'll catch up.
What did the pants say to the belt? I need some space.
Why did the pants get a tattoo? To hold up its waist.
What did one cuff say to the other cuff? Do you want to go out on a hem today?
Why didn't the pants fit? Because they had a weight problem.
Why didn't the man wear his new pants? Because he couldn't find a shirt that matched.