-What do you call an earthquake in a pet shop? A cat-astrophe!
-My friend had a seismograph in his bedroom. He went to bed last night and it just kept going “shake, rattle, and roll!”
-Did you hear about the tectonic plate that went to therapy? It said it was feeling "unwell."
- I'm so sorry for breaking your vase. The floor just came up and hit my hand!
- What’s the best way to find out which tectonic plate an earthquake came from? You have to plate a search.
- Where does the earth shake the most? In the wiggle room!
- What do you call a famous singer that lives on the San Andreas Fault? Elton Quake!
- Why didn't anyone in California notice when the earthquake happened? They were all used to the shake.
- What's a scientist's favorite type of earthquake? A tectonic shift.
- How did the earthquake learn geometry? It hit the right angles!