- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!
Riddles
- I'm always wet, but I never dry. I'm always moving, but I never stop. What am I? (A river)
- I fall down a lot, but I never get hurt. I make a lot of noise, but I don't have a mouth. What am I? (A waterfall)
- You can see me in the sky, but I'm not a bird. I'm made of water, but I'm not a cloud. What am I? (A rainbow)