> Q: How do elephants float in the water?
> A: With their trunks up.
> Q: What do you call two elephants floating in the water?
> A: A pair of trunks!
> Q: Why did the elephant get off the swing?
> A: Because it was time for the trunk show.
Riddles:
> I have four legs and a trunk,
> I'm big and gray, and I weigh a ton.
> I can swim in the water,
> And I can eat hay.
> What am I?
> (Answer: An elephant)
> I'm the largest land animal,
> But I'm also very gentle.
> I have a long trunk,
> And I use it to drink water and eat plants.
> I live in Africa and Asia,
> And I'm an endangered species.
> What am I?
> (Answer: An elephant)