* Q: What do you get when you combine a boomerang and a rubber band?
* A: A flying rubber band!
* Q: Why was the math book sad?
* A: Because it had too many problems!
* Q: What do you call a belt made of watches?
* A: A waist of time!
* Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
* A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
* Q: Why did the egg cross the road?
* A: To get to the other side!
* Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
* A: An im-pasta!
* Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
* A: It had a virus!
Laugh Factory:
* Q: Why was the math book feeling sad?
* A: Because it had too many problems!
* Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
* A: Because he was always spotted!
* Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
* A: A stick.
* Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
* A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Reader's Digest:
* Q:Why don't skeletons fight in a war?
* A:Because they don't have the guts.
* Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
* A: Because it felt crumby.
* Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
* A: Meet you at the corner.
* Q: Which bank did the ocean rob?
* A: The riverbank.