2. Why was the jellyfish fired from the restaurant? Because he kept stinging the customers!
3. What did the octopus say to the scuba diver? "It's tenta-cool to see you!"
4. Why did the fish get lost in the ocean? Because he didn't have a whale of a time!
5. What did the beach say to the wave? Nothing, it just waved back!
6. Why did the scallop blush? Because the clam opened up to him!
7. Why did the shark get lost in the supermarket? Because he couldn't find the shellfish!
8. What do you call a fake noodle in the ocean? An im-pasta!
9. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
10. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!