Here are some funny Santa jokes that are appropriate for children:
1. Why didn’t Santa come down the chimney this year? He got stuck and said, “Ho Ho Ho, I’m stuck!”
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
3. What do you call a snowman in the desert? A puddle!
4. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling sad? Because he had low elf esteem.
5. Why did Santa have to go to court? Because he was Claus for assault!
6. Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
7. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots?
8. What does Santa suffer from after Christmas? Post-elf stress disorder.
9. What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an irritable Santa Claus? An ewe that really grinds your gears.
10. What is Santa’s least favorite type of music? Heavy metal.