- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- Where do you learn how to make a milkshake? At a dairy school.
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- Why are colds bad for noses? Because they make them run.
- Why was the math book feeling sad? Because of all of its problems.
- Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.